My life is a joke

Ask me anything   I'm young, confused, and I like a lot of things.

thepridelandss:

im-sooo-changable:

torchy-worchy:

twoandtwentyonebee:

I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s so thick sometimes that it’s black, and the smell is really strong like carnage, and God forbid you have pubic hair cause you have to take ten showers to get it all out.

And so the whole male population is traumatised

Good

(via siriousasaheartattack)

— 1 day ago with 200575 notes
#periods 

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(Source: oh-good-life, via pizza)

— 1 day ago with 130513 notes
#puns 

vrisktorias-sekret:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

REBELLION”

(Source: caps-soldier, via dutchster)

— 1 day ago with 1263743 notes
#GIZMO  #HOW COULD YOU 

catsbeaversandducks:

Snow Leopards And Their Giant Nommable Tails

"BEHOLD, DOGS! We have achieved that which you cannot!"

Via catfuse zum

(via unimpressedcats)

— 4 days ago with 95766 notes
#snow leopards  #adorable  #animals 

myladycatelyn:

The houses of Game of Thrones reimagined as modern brands (x)

i think i choked on tears at ‘Frey celebrations’

(via fuckitforgendry)

— 5 days ago with 35238 notes
#i like this  #got  #design  #rad 

slavocracy:

A Song of Ice and Fire women & Pre-Raphaelite Art (+ associated artists): 

Joan of Arc (1865), John Everett Millais
- Night (1880-85), Edward Robert Hughes
Ophelia (1894), John William Waterhouse
Vanity (1907), Frank Cadogan Cowper
Mary Magdalene (1858-60), Frederick Sandys
The Soul of the Rose (1908), John William Waterhouse
Circe Offering the Cup to Ulysses (1891), John William Waterhouse
- Priestess of Delphi (1891), John Collier
The Beloved (1865), Dante Gabriel Rossetti
The Valykrie’s Vigil (1906), Edward Robert Hughes

(via maisiewilliams)

— 5 days ago with 11211 notes
#oooh  #rad  #art  #got  #asoiaf  #i like this 

dytabytes:

if i fail to reblog this gifset then i am dead

(via stuffetcetera)

— 5 days ago with 312498 notes
#penguins  #animals  #adorable 

“The day my father came to claim me, my mother did not wish for me to go. ‘She is a girl,’ she said, ‘and I do not think that she is yours. I had a thousand other men.’ He tossed his spear at my feet and gave my mother the back of his hand across the face, so she began to weep. ‘Girl or boy, we fight our battles,’ he said, ‘but the gods let us choose our weapons.’ He pointed to the spear, then to my mother’s tears, and I picked up the spear. ‘I told you she was m i n e,’ my father said, and took me.”

(Source: msmeminger, via lady-arryn)

— 5 days ago with 753 notes
#got  #sand snakes 
brains-and-bodies:

"I’m so happy to see you!"
Check out more of Scott Linstead’s work at:
 http://www.discoverwildlife.com/gallery/jumping-spiders-photo-gallery-scott-linstead

brains-and-bodies:

"I’m so happy to see you!"

Check out more of Scott Linstead’s work at:

 http://www.discoverwildlife.com/gallery/jumping-spiders-photo-gallery-scott-linstead

(via scienceyoucanlove)

— 5 days ago with 230 notes
#OMG  #IT IS SO FLUFFY  #precious  #adorable  #spider 
laserscrewdriver:

One of these things is not like the other

laserscrewdriver:

One of these things is not like the other

— 5 days ago with 13 notes
#i can't