My life is a joke

Ask me anything   I'm young, confused, and I like a lot of things.

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

(Source: s4dg0th, via thequeenofkanto)

— 2 days ago with 126874 notes
#I want this  #awesome 
givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

(via nippleicious)

— 4 days ago with 283035 notes
i-heart-hawkguy:

batwynn:

theyretakingthetardistolesamis:

doodledinmypants:

darknephilim:


FUCK EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GIF I JUST LOSE IT


W-WAIT
IS THAT
… COULSON?!

Yeah, and he’s actually voiced by Clark Gregg
as in, the actual movie!Coulson
not even joking

Why is Spider-Man taking off Coulson’s clothes in the first place? What was he hoping for?

It’s back

i-heart-hawkguy:

batwynn:

theyretakingthetardistolesamis:

doodledinmypants:

darknephilim:

FUCK EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GIF I JUST LOSE IT

W-WAIT

IS THAT

COULSON?!

Yeah, and he’s actually voiced by Clark Gregg

as in, the actual movie!Coulson

not even joking

Why is Spider-Man taking off Coulson’s clothes in the first place?
What was he hoping for?

It’s back

(via batterycityreaction)

— 4 days ago with 191954 notes

Sir Shitfuck McAssface Esq.

— 1 week ago with 1 note

adumbum:

My Neighbor Totoro conceptual art by Hayao Miyazaki

(via sparklederp)

— 1 week ago with 702 notes
#totoro  #childhood  #studio ghibli 

assgod:

a disney movie where the prince eats ass

charming indeed

(via jesuschristvevo)

— 1 week ago with 4853 notes
#i'm all about this 

thegadaboutgirl:

Sometimes I try to be adventurous in clothing stores and try on new things because you never know.

Behold, zebra stripe superman cape-like sarape looking shirt!

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COME MY MINIONS AND BE HYPNOTIZED BY THE CLUSTERFUCK OF PATTERN ON MY BODY

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R I S E

— 1 week ago with 4 notes
#i am friends with this person  #true life  #your face 
iflybikes:

Tiny baby python got confused about what sort of mouse to catch.

iflybikes:

Tiny baby python got confused about what sort of mouse to catch.

(Source: iflewbikes, via eclecticpandas)

— 1 week ago with 118593 notes
#OH MY GOD YOU PRECIOUS BABY  #SNEK  #adorable  #i can't 

thepridelandss:

im-sooo-changable:

torchy-worchy:

twoandtwentyonebee:

I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s so thick sometimes that it’s black, and the smell is really strong like carnage, and God forbid you have pubic hair cause you have to take ten showers to get it all out.

And so the whole male population is traumatised

Good

(via siriousasaheartattack)

— 1 week ago with 207076 notes
#periods 

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(Source: oh-good-life, via pizza)

— 1 week ago with 159415 notes
#puns 

vrisktorias-sekret:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

REBELLION”

(Source: caps-soldier, via dutchster)

— 1 week ago with 1274171 notes
#GIZMO  #HOW COULD YOU